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1. Captain Falcon: he's the chuck norris of gaming (with his own line of knockoff jokes to boot)
2. Kratos: as said before, he does kill gods. Can't quite beat that
3. Jack (MadWorld): Obvious reasons
4. Duke Nukem: Obvious reasons
5. Samus Aran: She's blown up planets and absorbed pure radiation



Monster Hunter: pissing me off since 2010.