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This is what you do: Go buy EA Active and use it to work out like a mother fucker. Then when you're looking good you'll get so much pussy that you won't give a fuck what they have to say. Just imagine how dumb they'll feel when they are playing Halo while you have a full on orgy in your room. Make sure you leave the door open a crack so they can smell it.