| The_vagabond7 said: If our physical imperfection is a means of making us rely on god, why isn't god performing more appendectomies? He gave us a virtually useless organ that we can easily live without, that does virtually nothing other than get inflamed and kill us. Thanks god, 300,000-350,000 people a year really appreciate letting us have that one. |
If God exists, he definitely has a pretty twisted sense of humor. But I can't really blame him. I mean I would play some pretty funny pranks on people if I had that much power. I would almost think less of God if he didn't have some fun with it.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke
It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...." Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson
