1984 Black Sigma Ultimate Edition
Winston Smith lives in the oppressive, war-torn nation of Airstrip One. Together with his attractive female sidekick (read: unfeasibly large breasts) and a huge amount of guns, play as him on his journey blow up the Ministry of Truth and smash Though Police operatives in the face with a crowbar in his mission to take down Oceania. Coming soon, in HIGH DEFINITION.
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Wuthering Heights: Special Ops
On the Yorkshire Moors, the tragic romance of Cathy and Heathcliff is interrupted by 100-foot tall mechs from the future with laser cannons. Only Mr. Lockwood can save Thrushcross Grange by injecting himself with an illegal stimulant and entering Hyper Mode (tm) to kick some robot ass and run over soldiers in a tank. Comes with 100-button controller for the GENUINELY HARDCORE. Exclusively endorsed by Emily Bronte.
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Brave New World Party
In this new game that's sure to be fun for all the family especially kids under 5 and people attracted to bright colours, play TWELVE exciting minigames in a utopian future based on the fantastically realised masterpiece by Aldous Huxley. Shoot the Savages with Paintball guns! Decant embryos into five exciting castes with the Balance Board! Do Kart racing with Epsilon-minus Semi-morons!
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Tales of Catcher in the Rye
Join Holden Caulfield's quest to wander around New York City aimlessly for 3 days and almost, but not quite, do something life-changing. Level up by swearing and irritating random people, and gain new abilities like Failing At Life. Rises to a climatic battle with Mr Spencer the History Teacher in the first chapter then does nothing in particular for the remaning eighteen. Gain new party members like Conscience, Lack of Money and Doing Really Boring Monologues That Will Be Analysed In Great Detail By Unwilling English Lit Students.
