A better written MGS wouldn't be MGS. Half the fun is the overwritten cheesiness and the annoying exposition
Annoying Guy / provocative Girl: that's all because of the "gizmolicious thingie", Snake...
Snake: the gizmolicious thingie?
Annoying Guy / provocative Girl: yes, it was introduced by the watchacallit while trying to infiltrate the miltary-confectionery complex.
Snake: the watchacallit?
[sepia footage of the tower of Babel being built starts rolling] ...







