MontanaHatchet said:
Naraku_Diabolos said:
MontanaHatchet said:
Naraku_Diabolos said:
Gilgamesh said:
trashleg said:
Snesboy said:
trashleg said:
since im a girl and i have "boobies", am i allowed to talk about my own? |
Feel free  Pics are even better! Lmao!
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HAHAHA noooo...
ok well mine are good. i think so, anyway.
that is all.
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I was expecting a more detailed description then that :( lol
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Don't bother her about it. That's inappropriate to ask a girl that. That's border-line harassment...I suggest you know your bounds when speaking to a girl.
But seriously, boobs (breasts) are just lumps of flesh. Nothing to get excited over...
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Humor on my internet? NAH-UH! Thank god we have gentlemen like Naraku here to kiss-up to girls on the internet.
I hope you're kidding about that last line anyways. Seriously, just lumps of flesh? Doesn't that describe human beings too? Are you sexually attracted to objects or something?
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I am a gentleman around my lady friends, I'll have you know. Plus I work at a daycare and work around female co-workers, so I have to do my best to serve them and parents, plus children look up to me as a responsible role-model, so what is there to not be a gentlemen? It's how *I* pick up ladies, and it is to be respectful and grateful towards them.
Yes, breasts are lumps of flesh. We are not lumps of flesh because we have bones. You expect a boob to have bone(s) in them? If humans are a lump of flesh, than we would look like sea pork (look the creature up on Wikipedia).
I am mainly attracted to the figure of a girl (I prefer slender to average), not just her breasts, but I am enticed more by hair colors and styles (I prefer redheaded girls to wavy and curly hair, then blondes, but I prefer bright to NATURALLY bleached blonde and last brunettes) and eyes (green and blue eyes).
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I'm sure you're quite the gentleman in real life. I'm also sure you get lots of girls doing that. That's all well and fine. But this is the internet. It's not a daycare; in fact, it's quite the opposite. It was actually kind of funny saying that you pick up ladies by being gentlemanly, as if it was just a facade. I know that's not what you were going for, but that's what it sounded like. It's not as if the rest of us have never had female contact. I have a girlfriend, and I see plenty of girls at my college. I hang out with girls all the time. Does that mean I have to act the same way on the internet?
If we're talking about exact anatomy, breasts are not just lumps of flesh anyways. You could have learned this in middle school, really. Go to trusty ol' Wikipedia and look up breasts, because they're a lot more than "lumps of flesh." And for that matter, what do bones have to do with it? Bones are for protection and structure, you don't need them for things like breasts and penises. Should we be attracted to skeletons? I really question you if you're not attracted to anything you just consider "lumps of flesh."
The figure is composed of a lot more things than bones. Hence the workings of the human anatomy. If you have a fetish for things other than breasts, that's fine. But you basically just contradicted yourself by claiming that you are in fact attracted to breasts, when you said earlier that they weren't anything to get excited over. Now maybe you have fun participating in sexual acts with a girl's figures and hair and eyes, but I'll pass.
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