The retirement of the traditional controller

[Pyro as Bill]

This "end of the controller" nonsense really is getting boring.

Does nobody realise that as well as motion the Wii-mote is a standard pad split into 2?

Analog and L1/L2 on the left, trigger and 10 buttons on the right. No need for 2nd analog due to IR. Glue them together and you have the traditional pad.

Any non-controller alternative will fail hard.