See, I was gonna go back in time every 100 years and fall out of the sky and pretend I'm Jesus, and each time write a new testament saying some other random stuff contradicting my previous messages of revenge and love and war and forgiveness, to keep the planet on its toes fighting over which version I really meant, but then in the year 2000, I was just gonna take all my testaments, and lay them together in order, and it was going to make a big picture like when you fold the back of a Mad Magazine, and it was just gonna be a picture of my dick, and say "YOU GOT ZINGED!"
Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot.
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.
