Sorry everybody. I got drunk, went back in time, and wrote the Bible. It was all part of a joke, and the punchline was gonna be really fucking great, but in my drunken stupor, I broke my time machine, and I can't finish the joke. So now we're just stuck with religions and nutjobs. Sorry. But man, it was gonna be so funny.
Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot.
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.







