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Guys, this is almost certainly a joke post ;)

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Maybe WiiFit++ will support it. Or maybe its time for...

Heart Training!!

Play Tetris, by controlling the blocks through your pulse. Select pictures to look at, to vary your pulse - from peaceful, to grotesque scenes - to hardcore porn.

And the next hardware, will be the 'WiiWeeProbe'. Instant pregnancy checks - that is a $10bn/yr market right there!



Gesta Non Verba

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