richardhutnik on 31 May 2009
Microsoft just acquired the soul of Kojima and all future Metal Gear related games will be on Microsoft ONLY consoles. Word is that Sony is about to do the same with Gabe Newell of Valve, to offset this shocking development. And, as all Hell breaks lose, Miyamoto of Nintendo has just signed off to work on the next Grand Theft Auto. It will involve Mario, and be set in the Mushroom Kingdom, AND will be an M-Rated title (risk of pushing Ao). Rumors are that there there will be a strong drug and prostitution angle to it. Folks, the Robot Chicken skit was just a prelude to what will come!
