I heard a rumor that you will start with a pistol and will randomly get rifles, shotguns, if the AI director is in a good mood, the weather is fine, you win a 1d20 roll, get a royal straight flush while playing poker with him and God accepts your prayer. if you pass this test, then you roll a 1d100 dice, after running a marathon and completing it. if you win the dice roll, the AI director will hibernate thinking about gifting you a new weapon. when he wakes up (6 months later), he will roll a dice to see if you will get a weapon. this process happens every 2 hours. you will get duplicates and there will be no way to drop your weapon or trade with a buddy (the trade system will be DLC costing 10 bucks)
and they all lived happily ever after.
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