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Last year (maybe even two years ago), we raided a drug dealer's house and arrested him. Later, we got a call that he kept his money in a huge SD television. We went inside the TV and there it was! Nobody ever even suspected!

I used to hide my money in the PS2 hard drive port, but now I keep my money in a stripper's G-string. It's never there when I come back for it, though.