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Esmoreit said:

Top 5 movies in no order:

The Joker. Not just TDK's, but Mark Hamill in TAS and Jack Nicholson aswell. The guy is the epitome of crazed out bad and no matter the iteration, the voice sends chills down the spine.

Leonidas for obvious reasons.

Dirty Harry. If I had half his wit and awesome my balls would still be to big for this office chair I'm sitting on.

John McClane. Despite all the Jippi-ka-jeejing and vent crawling I will always remember him as the guy who had to stand in the ghetto naked with the sign "I hate niggers". And still made it look cool.

Conan the Barbarian. More fucking bad-ass then the terminator. Also, something about driving your enemy armes out in front of you. With a two-handed sword and a loincloth

 

Then Games:

Max Payne. What's in a name. "Niagara as in: I cry a lot?" - He was holding a baseball bat and I was tied to a chair. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do... (Then, you proceed to break the chair, and kill people with a baseball-bat covered in your own blood)

Link. The lack of Link here is disturbing. The guy has killed more giants then Wander and Kratos together and still keeps on trucking.

Duke Nukem. Can't fill this list without Nukem. Also listen to that name. Someone had to come up with it, how awesome is it that you come up with something like Duke Nukem?

Kain. I think he's the Joker of the game-list. A bad-ass mental case with napoleon syndrome and a voice recognizable out of thousands.

The fifth one I have to think about 

While I do agree Link is a badass and should make the list.  He just doesn't look the part and that is why most people wouldn't associate him with being a badass.



"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."

Quote by- The Imortal John Wayne, the original BADASS!