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Things to do in the UK:

1. Get into a bar fight (I recommend this highly)

2. Adopt their colloquialisms and use them frequently (but with an out of place accent)

3. Meet Ricky Gervais and tell him what a genius he is

4. Buy overpriced trinkets and doodads

5. The only serious one so far. Have fun, enjoy the country, and enjoy the love of your fiance. I hope you have a wonderful time.