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Here is the myth of the PS3:

Long ago, in the beautiful kingdom of Happygamerland surrounded by mountains and forests... legends told of an omnipotent and omniscient Power of teh cell that resided in a hidden land. Many people aggressively sought to enter the hidden Land of Teh Cell... But no one could ever afford it. One day evil power began to flow from Microsoft... So the King commanded seven wise men to lower the price of teh cell. This seal should have remained for all time... But, when these events were obscured by the mists of time and became legend... Killzone 2 came out and vanquished the evil FUD.