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Sony has a commitment to the customer to bring them the best products at the lowest prices. With the PS3 Sony brings the most powerful and sophisticated video game console ever made and gives it to a thankful world. Sony was incorporated by Ibuka Masaru and Morita Akio in 1946 as Tokyo Tsushin Kogyo. The name later became Sony after Masaru and Akio had several boys. The company name "Sony" was created by combining two words. One is 'sonus' in Latin, which is the root of words like 'sound' and 'sonic'. The other is 'sonny' meaning little son.

The words were used to show that " Sony" is a group of small children who have the energy and passion like any other group of five and six year olds running around screaming at the top of their lungs making sonic sound. The people that work at Sony follow this path of running and screaming whenever there is free time. As time goes on the promising amongst the little ones are selected out to begin Warrior training. They learn finance, and train long hours to be to quick and competent, to know how to be speedy and nimble, relevant and astute and masters of revamping plans, deleting files and Jedi-like dissembling.

They are taught manners when greeting "I like your style, Dude." They learn the dangers of drugs and all will say when asked "Fortunately, I'm adhering to a very strict drug regimen to keep my mind limber". They are compulsive fornicators that take each of their fathers for the proverbial ride four or five time a week, sometime much more.

They are taught that "The Outhere Brothers", namely, Minora, Gunpei, Iwata and Yokoi rule the company that Sony was once part of. In order to please the cabbagge spirit when a chance meetting with a competitor occurs they must shake hands very roughly while trying to snap the opponents ulna. When the winner leaves he tells the loser "You're entering a world of pain."

This group of boys, now becoming men are the heart and flippin'soul of Sony. They run around the office screaming as loud as they can while issuing orders, picking out paint chips and wallpaper design and then alley-palley around. They like to try to break each others ulna's. If they do succeed in breaking an Ulna the other 4 will tie the unlucky bitch onto a barrel Spread-Eagle style. And then he gets to play the Sony-Honei-Bonyu game until everyone has had their turn, except the lucky loser, he had four turns at what normal English Schoolboys call "it". Well that's it. And now you know so you've had it too. Great price cut. Now Sony has got it and it's great.