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That Guy said:
why is it only christians who see incarnations of the Son of God in Cheetos? I mean seriously, I've never read a story of a single muslim who's seen the likeness of Muhammed on a cheese sandwich, or a Buddhist who's seen Buddha on a pancake.

 

Probably because no one gives a shit.

News Station: "hello, the news room"

Muslim: "Hello, I just saw Muhammed in the skin of a grapefruit"

News Station: "Who?"

Muslim: "Muhammed, the founder of the religion of Islam"

News Station: "Look son, I don't know nothin about this Muhammed character, and none of our viewers do either. We are selling commercial time here. Unless you found Jesus, or the Virgin Marry, no one gives a shit"

Muslim: "But.."

News Station: <click>