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badgenome said:
Quickdraw McGraw said:
badgenome said:
John Koller takes the stage to talk about the PSP, but Shigeru Miyamoto appears and hucks a Nintendo DS at his head, killing him instantly.

Later that same day, Aaron Greenberg is eaten by a shark.

Is there some sort of petition I can sign to help make this happen?

Yes, and thanks for your interest in, and support for, this wonderful cause!

Thank you, kind sir. It's a great cause, I hope everyone here signs.