d21lewis on 12 May 2009
That Guy who's found God, and wants to force his religious beliefs on you:
Me: I bought The Orange Box used, and it only cost $17!!
That Religious Guy: Yes. You saved a little money......but, have you thought about saving your soul?
Me: Okay? Well, I can't wait to play it!
That Religious Guy: No. You can't wait because Jesus is coming back soon. You see, Christ died so that............
Me: *hangs self*
(forgive me, God! You know I love you!!)
