Japanese man breaks masturbating world record: 9 hrs 58 minutes

[Words Of Wisdom]

Soriku said:

Words Of Wisdom said:

Mirson said:

 

Masanobu Sato did Japan proud at last week's Masturbate-A-Thon, held in San Francisco on Saturday. He whacked away his old record of 9 hours and 33 minutes with a new one, 25 minutes longer. This new time helped him maintain his title as the masturbating world record holder.

It all suddenly makes sense.

Hmm...why?

California is home to lots of weird records like "world's largest artichoke" and "world's tallest thermometer."  It's the logical choice for yet another bizarre world record.