d21lewis on 11 May 2009
That guy who works in a department store and asks "Can I help you?" When you tell them "No, I'm just looking", they still follow you around like you're going to steal something. I want to tell him, "Look, guy. I drive a $40,000 car. I own my own house. I dress better than you. I have more money than you do. Do me a favor....here's ten bucks. Go stand over there while I steal these shoes."
They never cooperate!
