Where are you from?

[Kwaad]

I live with all the country singers and all the inbreds of the US. Eastern Tennessee. (I live in the mountains, YEE HAW let's have a kid with my cousin!)

On a serious note, my mother-in-law is 2 years older than me. My wife's half-sister(mom's side), possibly has a little boy from my wifes dad... 

Yee Haw, let's just live off food stamps and disability.

I am the only person I know personally with a HDTV, PS3, Wii, or modern computer (2 years old or newer).