Grand Theft Auto didn't suck, it just had a few---
*phone rings*
What's that, cousin? Bowling? Now!? I'm in the middle of typing a fucking post..... What? You don't give a shit? Fine. I'm on my way.
*hangs up phone*
---Sorry. Whenever I try to do anything, my goddam cousin calls and I have to answer or it counts against me. Gotta go.