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Why don't I like football? Hmm, where to start.
1. It's incredibly boring.
2. Footballers are overpaid ponces.
3. Most fans take if far to seriously.
4. There aren't enough career ending injuries.

But it does make me laugh when you see fans crying cause their team lost a big match. Other peoples misery always cheers me up.