Blizzard opens StarCraft II beta sign-ups

[Neos]

CNN NEWS :

ECONOMIC CRISIS UNEXPECTEDLY HITS KOREA. THOUSAND AND THOUSANDS OF MEN ARE REFUSING TO GO TO WORK. INVESTIGATION HAS STARTED.

*2 days later*

CNN reporter : Well Mr Lee, why aren't you going to work?

Mr Lee : Starcraft

CNN reporter : what?

Mr Lee : Starcraft beta

CNN reporter : [...]

*Mr Lee goes back to his computer*