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Squilliam said:
Kantor said:
Squilliam said:
Kantor said:
Squilliam said:
Kantor said:
Squilliam said:
The PS3 is a carrier, it can effect others but it won't be effected itself.

What about the Wii?

The Wii is too heterosexual to care about having incest with the HD brothers.

 

So the Wii likes them thin and weak, so they can't resist, and so it can pick them up and carry them around?

Is that where it got piracy from? Unprotected sex with handhelds? Or was that from its illegitimate father, the PS2?

Nah, its from its father the Gamecube. A very likeable hobo, but you know he had a few diseases that noone dares to mention now, especially as the Wii is very protective of his father.

 

His father died three years ago! He's richer than his father will ever be!

Besides, the GameCube isn't even his real father! The Wii knows that inside. Sure, the GameCube raised him, and taught him everything he knew, but the genes were from the PS2.

The Wii wouldn't like to hear that his mother cheated with the PS2, it would break his heart. Best keep it between ourselves ok?

 

This is going way off topic.Lets  just congratulate this  guy on his purchase.I´m sure he will still use his 360 for exclusives.