Am I the only one who has never smoke,drink or done drugs?

[NintendoMan]

I have never smoked, consumed alcohol or done drugs. People who smoke are revolting, people who do drugs are sickening and people who drink are BEASTS. It is the lesser of the 3 evils though. Personally, If I could, I would get all drinkers, smokers and drug users and boil them in their own piss, bury them with a stake of holly through their heart and then disgrace their grave.