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Yeah Onna you can use my pic. It's from March though, and a little out of date, since I uh... "update" my face rather frequently. You can just pick any picture from my MySpace if you want. http://myspace.com/dogcondoms is my Space's URL. ('Twas no error. I refuse to say "my MySpace.")


And sorry hunter_alien, I can't marry you until you replace your PSP with a DS and your wang with a cooter. Those were listed in order of importance! Moving to California might help too.


Here are the only 2 gaming related pictures I can find of myself.

Here's me dressed a a Goomba and hugging a 5.5 foot tall Atari 2600:



Here's me in front of my record collection and NES cart collection showing off my Game Boys and my Game Boy fanny pack, aw hellz yeah:



Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot. 
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.