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When people fart, it stinks for a second or a minute, and then it goes away.

When people smoke, their hair smells like shit until they shower, and their clothes smell like shit until they do laundry.

So yes, I'd rather smell your farts.

I've gone to bars where they let people smoke, and I had to take a shower before I could pass out, because the smell of my own hair was so fucking gross it kept me awake. And in the shower I hacked up black shit. I've never smoked in my life. So yes, that was all secondhand smoke, from a single night. Considering that I jog and I can hold my breath for over 2 minutes and really take good care of my lungs, you can't tell me that I was hacking up anything other than secondhand smoke filth.