Snort Cocane on Your iPhone...

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lmfao shows how much of a druggy I am, I spelled Cocaine wrong in the Thread Header...

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Perfect Cocaine Simulator Will Never Make It to the iPhone App Store

By Jesus Diaz

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Be the envy of in-crowd. Get ejected from nightclubs. Shock and amaze your so-called friends. Get oral sex from Z-list celebrities.

Cocaine in a paragraph, boys and girls. Yours for five British pounds ($7.40) and a jailbreak. [iSnort]