Kantor said:
Squilliam said:
Kantor said:
Squilliam said:
Kantor said:
Squilliam said:
Kantor said:
Squilliam said:
Nah, its from its father the Gamecube. A very likeable hobo, but you know he had a few diseases that noone dares to mention now, especially as the Wii is very protective of his father.
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His father died three years ago! He's richer than his father will ever be!
Besides, the GameCube isn't even his real father! The Wii knows that inside. Sure, the GameCube raised him, and taught him everything he knew, but the genes were from the PS2.
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The Wii wouldn't like to hear that his mother cheated with the PS2, it would break his heart. Best keep it between ourselves ok?
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He already suspects it. He loved the GameCube, but he was never anything like him!
We'd just be putting him out of the misery of uncertainty 
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He seems to be having an identity crisis. Its sad watching the poor boy flip flop in different directions, never knowing exactly who he is.
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Knowing that he is descended from the great PS2, who changed the world (of gaming), and not from an old hobo console, would do wonders for his self confidence, and he would know why he doesn't feel like GameCube's son!
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Well its hard to fill those shoes, I think hes depressed he hasn't had any big releases for ages.
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He's talented! The PS3 had to work hard, day and night, to got where it did, but the Wii hardly needs to put in any effort at all!
But you're right. A big release will give him the confidence he needs to accept who his elderly father is. He may even be more successful than him one day.
The thing is, I don't think the PS2 loves him... only his "real" child, the PS3.
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The PS2 is mistaken about the PS3. He may have raised him and taught him his own values, but really the PS3 is the son of the Xbox 1 raised by him. The Xbox 1 and PS3 are so alike its uncanny, and its too bad the PS3 didn't have more of the PS2's character traits rub off on him. Thats the reason why its incest when the PS3 and Xbox 360 get into bed together.
Im sure the Wii will do fine, no matter what people say about him he just powers forward without a care.
