Cool-guy vs Slut-girl

[The Ghost of RubangB]

highwaystar101 said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:

And if I get too excited, I uh... have an orgasm. And keep going. I don't see why orgasms should STOP sex. They should be like, the end of Act 1, and then you build up, and end Act 2 with an even crazier climax, and then you find out Vader's been your father all along, and BLAM, super climax. I call it the Shakespearean Plot Triangle Method.

Wait a minute, you're my father and Darth vaders my father???

STOP LYING TO ME RUBANGB!!!!

WAAAA

hahahhahaha, Darth Vader is EVERYONE'S father. It's like a cultural crisis we all had to live through together.

I'm just talking about standard 5 act or 3 act plot formula, you've got twists and turns and several climaxes, instead of just 1.

Really, you shouldn't be focusing on gross things during sex to slow down. I'd rather focus on... the sex.