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Tyrannical said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Male sexuality is about 5 minutes of fun and bailing.

Female sexuality is about 5 minutes of fun and 9 months of puking all the time, .......

 I never thought I'd have to give you advice on this but....

If you start to feel too aroused from sexual intercourse, you should switch up to performing oral on the woman until you calm down some. That way you can satify your woman, and last much longer then five minutes.

Hahahaha.  I was using a guesstimate for an average.  Some guys last 5 seconds, some guys last 5 hours, so I just guessed that 5 minutes would be a reasonable average.

Some women's magazines say that sex follows a 3-2-1 formula, 3 minutes of foreplay, 2 minutes of intercourse, and 1 minute of orgasm.  I don't know how they come up with these numbers.  2 minutes?

I'm not gonna get into details of my own sexcraft, but I'll just say that I balance speed, power, style, and innovation for a well-rounded bonetacular experience with my wife.

And if I get too excited, I uh... have an orgasm.  And keep going.  I don't see why orgasms should STOP sex.  They should be like, the end of Act 1, and then you build up, and end Act 2 with an even crazier climax, and then you find out Vader's been your father all along, and BLAM, super climax.  I call it the Shakespearean Plot Triangle Method.