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There are lots of things that don't work both ways. It's called being of different sexes. If I open the door for a lady, I'm being a gentleman. If she opens the door for me, then what the fuck is wrong with me? Does a lady need to open my pasenger door to let me out of a car? Should she assist me when I sit down at a restaurant? Should she get my coat? No. Oh right. Double standards. It's the way of life.

Chicks also can't pee standing up without being looked at weird. They can't let their armpits, legs, backs, asses, etc. grow out like dudes can.

Seriously though, it's not a big deal. Double standards make life interesting, and a little less scary. Women are sluts and guys are awesome for sleeping around because that's just the way the world works. Women also have the options to play the hunted in the dating game and get free drinks every Thursday, so you do have the upper hand in many scenarios of dating.



Tag: Became a freaking mod and a complete douche, coincidentally, at the same time.