wfz said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
My sister and her husband are in Mexico City. I just got off the phone with them. They both have it. They're okay so far, just staying home and being sick as hell. They're told not to go to hospitals unless they absolutely have to, because the hospitals will be full of people who really really really have it and you'd have to be nuts to even step into one. So they're staying inside and wearing face masks, for the last few days. All school and sporting events and festivals have been canceled, and people are already blaming the virus and this morning's 6.0 earthquake on gay marriage.
They also say we already have the cure for it, but it's so widespread and hitting other countries like Spain and New Zealand, that it could easily go worldwide and it's just a matter of making the cure fast enough and getting it out everywhere before too many people die.
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Sweet justice! Hoooraaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
Where did you hear the bolded part?
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My sister just told me on the phone. It was said by her husband's ex-boss, who's from Guinea. He said all these things are happening as part of the apocalypse, because "how a man gonna be your woman?"
I'm sure we'll get a few more wacky gold nuggets like this one, like the people who blamed Hurricane Katrina on abortion.
My sister was planning on going to a soccer game, but they didn't want to fill a stadium with an ocean of people and spread the virus like crazy. So they refunded the tickets and had the teams play in an empty stadium.
