First, I would be shocked that I have a wife. Second, I'd be shocked that I've had a friend for 20 years, considering the fact that I'm 17. Yeah, I saw that edit mister! Trying to be sneaky, huh! ^_^
Hypothetically though, I'd be really pissed off. At both of them. I probably wouldn't talk to my "friend" and I'd seriously consider a divorce with my "wife."
I don't have much tolerance for cheaters and liars.








