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I just flew in from Chicago, and boy are my eyes tired.

A man came up to me and said that he hadn't anything to eat in a really long time, so I bit him.

I once asked a gentleman how to get to Carnegie Hall. He looked at me and said: "Go three blocks south and two blocks west."

Take my wife... No, seriously, take my wife.