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Come in and post your jokes here. It doesn't matter if your jokes are funny, horrible, stupid, weird, unoriginal, etc as long as it's not racist or inapproiate.

 

Here's mine:

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"

 

So this pirate walks into a bar with a steeling wheel in his pants. Confused, the bartender asks “Hey bud, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?”

“I don’t know” the pirate says, “but it’s driving me nuts!

Yeah, I know they suck. Your turn.