twesterm on 20 April 2009
- Quick Time Events -- nothing shows more proof of an uncreative developer than slapping on QTE after QTE. It's a stupid fad, they aren't fun, stop fucking using them everywhere.
- Fetch Quests -- Hey, how do we add extra hours of gameplay into our game? I know, lets make the player look around for some obscure thing! Who cares that it's not fun, it makes our game seem longer! Fuck you.
- The random vehicle level -- It's innevitable. It seems like every good shooter must have some vehicle or some kind of other level and they always suck harder than anything else. Off the top of my head I can't think of a single game that had the random vehicle level and that level actually being fun.
- The game MUST have multiplayer and co-op -- No, not every damn game needs multiplayer and co-op. Get your fucking co-op out of my Resident Evils.
