famousringo on 18 April 2009
Fine, slackers. Here are a few more.
... that Iwata's assistants can no longer open his door because he insists on storing all of Nintendo's profits in his office.
... that they've characterized their company's mission as "The War on Boredom."
... that the Fantastic Four have started a manhunt to stop Dr. Kawashima before he strikes again.
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
*Image indefinitely borrowed from BrainBoxLtd without his consent.
