famousringo on 18 April 2009
I'd like to derail this thread into a series of one-liners. I suck at one-liners, so I'm counting on some witty people to come along and pick up my slack.
Nintendo's so doomed...
... that their new headquarters is an unsinkable supercruiser set to circle the arctic ocean.
... that Iwata just purchased a new executive airship to shuttle him around the world.
... that Miyamoto's new genius game is called Wii Play in Traffic.
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
*Image indefinitely borrowed from BrainBoxLtd without his consent.
