By using this site, you agree to our Privacy Policy and our Terms of Use. Close

Before I was one. I was born premature and wouldn't drink the bottle I was supposed to, so my dad started putting alcohol in it so I would get addicted to it.

DON'T DO THAT AT HOME, PLEASE!

Then, when I was 18 a "friend" brought a bottle up to my college dorm room and got me trashed.

Then, I was a binge drinker for a number of years in my twenties and was arrested a few times for DUI and PI or AI. I have been living in a dry community the last few years, so I've been away from that influence.

In 2007, I had a little money and went out to some clubs, but the last time I had any alcohol was August 2007.



Heavens to Murgatoids.