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Mom: Your dad is insecure about himself, so he buys your love with toys and gifts. I don't do that. I make my gifts. I've been knitting you a sweater.

Dad: (walks in) Hey, sport! I just bought you a sweater!!

Me: Awesome!! I'm getting a sweater!!




I really get excited over sweaters.