The Ghost of RubangB on 11 April 2009
Why don't you play any good games or hard games? How are you at Ikaruga, or NES classics like Ghosts 'n' Goblins, Ninja Gaiden, and Battletoads? How'd you do in Mega Man 9?
I can beat Super Mario Bros. 1, 2, 3, and World without dying in about 50 minutes total.
I can beat the first level of Super Mario Bros. 1 with my eyes closed. (I did level 2 once, but it's fucking impossible and was mostly luck, so it's really hard to repeat.)
I can unlock every cheat in GoldenEye.
