It's a good attempt as you've obviously gotten a few folks, but I don't see it going for several pages. Also, your responses have back and forth between acknowledging it's a joke post and taking it serious.
I don't know what to say about the OP. I didn't really give it a ton of thought, and glancing back over it the impression that I get is you're trying to hard to turn positives into negatives and vice-versa.







