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MontanaHatchet said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
misterd said:
Anyone can kick ass with a BFG and a suit of armor, but a 100-lb pantywaist in a fairy costume? That takes cahones.

Link FTW.

Yeah he takes the Peter Pan "fairy with knife beats pirate king with sword" move and cranks it up a notch.  He does kill the God of Evil with nothing but a sword and courage.

He's also not fighting people with guns.

He fights giant dragons and sea monsters and all kinds of crazy shit that can shoot fireballs at him and eat him whole and whatever else.  I think he could shake off some bullet wounds like everybody else does.

But Mario takes Bullet Bills to the dome all the time.  It just makes him shrink, so he eats more mushrooms.  Fucker's unstoppable.

We really need to define "badass" though. I think Kirby could eat anybody in that top 10 list, and the Prince from Katamari could easily roll all 10 of them into a giant ball made out of shit, and that would become a new planet.