Texas Woman Calls 911 Over Shrimp Shortage In Food

[Wookaroo]

madman25 said:

Wookaroo said:
Retard dials 911. She doesn't have enough shrimp in her rice. She needs someone ASAP.

Person 1 dials 911. She is hiding under her bed with her cell phone because she heard a window shatter downstairs. Now she hears someone in the house. She needs someone ASAP!

Dispatcher to Person 1: Sorry ma'am. You'll have to hold out until we have the shrimp situation under control. *click*
(See, if you own a shotgun, no problem. Just pump it and that should do it. )

 

 You mean to shoot the shrimp lady in the head...right?

 

You know..that works too.