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Wookaroo said:
Retard dials 911. She doesn't have enough shrimp in her rice. She needs someone ASAP.

Person 1 dials 911. She is hiding under her bed with her cell phone because she heard a window shatter downstairs. Now she hears someone in the house. She needs someone ASAP!

Dispatcher to Person 1: Sorry ma'am. You'll have to hold out until we have the shrimp situation under control. *click*
(See, if you own a shotgun, no problem. Just pump it and that should do it. )

 

 You mean to shoot the shrimp lady in the head...right?



Playing: Borderlands(great co-op,HUGE amount of content),Too Human(better late than never lol),Saints Row 3(Penetrator ftw),Minecraft 360,Harry Potter Lego. 

Patiently waiting for:  Tomb Raider, Borderlands 2