madman25 on 09 April 2009
| Wookaroo said: Retard dials 911. She doesn't have enough shrimp in her rice. She needs someone ASAP. Person 1 dials 911. She is hiding under her bed with her cell phone because she heard a window shatter downstairs. Now she hears someone in the house. She needs someone ASAP! Dispatcher to Person 1: Sorry ma'am. You'll have to hold out until we have the shrimp situation under control. *click* (See, if you own a shotgun, no problem. Just pump it and that should do it. ) |
You mean to shoot the shrimp lady in the head...right?
Playing: Borderlands(great co-op,HUGE amount of content),Too Human(better late than never lol),Saints Row 3(Penetrator ftw),Minecraft 360,Harry Potter Lego.
Patiently waiting for: Tomb Raider, Borderlands 2








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