Wookaroo on 09 April 2009
Retard dials 911. She doesn't have enough shrimp in her rice. She needs someone ASAP.
Person 1 dials 911. She is hiding under her bed with her cell phone because she heard a window shatter downstairs. Now she hears someone in the house. She needs someone ASAP!
Dispatcher to Person 1: Sorry ma'am. You'll have to hold out until we have the shrimp situation under control. *click*
(See, if you own a shotgun, no problem. Just pump it and that should do it. 
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Person 1: Does Valkyria Chronicles have trophies?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Forget it. I'm not buying it.
Person 2: Wait! It's amazing! Unique, charming, drop dead gorgeous... Hello?
